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John is pretty much blind without his glasses.
Whenever John is about to say the punchline in a joke, he laughs a little bit, completely ruining it. Even so, the others will laugh too because they find it amusing.
Rose tosses and turns a lot in her sleep.
Rose often stays up past midnight just to spite her mom.
Dave doesn't sleep at all from Friday morning to Sunday afternoon. Then crashes like a motherfucker and skips school on Monday to sleep in.
Jade has a squeaky snore.
Jade hates wearing pants. Getting her to wear them is like trying to get a cat to take a bath. There is a lot of flailing and screeching involved.
Rose is a great cook when motivated enough.
Dave has a sweet tooth.
Jade is far-sighted.
Rose is self-tutored in French.
Jade has mild autism.
Jade is chubby.
Jade never learned how to tie shoes.
Rose has trust issues.
God Tier outfits are basically pajamas.
Rose used to have long hair. She just cut it in one of those passive-agressive battles wit